Engrish lives!
Sam wants to hear some crazy phrases that students have said. Unfortunately, I have none. Not because I don’t remember, but because that has never yet happened to me. However, I do have shirts that have said interesting things. Below is a record of some shirts I have noticed:
Have a juicy day, dumbass.
Dog hood (with a picture of a dog in a hoodie)
Don’t hold two things at once.
I love collage
Everythong is better than Cali
Japanese people don’t usually say ridiculously crazy/stupid things, but their shirts and signs do. A good example of bad English on a sign?
Bowling makes the Japanese girls go crazy.
There have also been some amusing names I have seen around Japan. Like…
This desk believes in nothing, Lebowski!
And
I wanna get a license just so I could ride this scooter.
I can’t give you what you want, but I can come close. That’s good enough, right?
