Archive for November, 2007
- We’re not real, we’re just the design of some brat playing a Will Wright game and fucking with us. - November 30th, 2007
- Who wants to spend money playing with tiny balls when you can buy fish bladders and throw them at people instead. It’s much more fun. - November 28th, 2007
- You don’t get it. When you die in Japan you die in real life. - November 21st, 2007
- You really don’t get how cute things are here. If you blow your brains out in Japan, butterflies come out on the exit wound. - November 20th, 2007
- It’s too bad you’re not here to see me crash and burn in person. - November 15th, 2007
- I was so close to my goal of becoming a hermit in the wilds of Japan with my Amazonian Real Doll, NOVA shattered my dreams. Back to square one. - November 14th, 2007
- This is What Happens When you Fuck a Stranger in the Ass - November 10th, 2007
- Some people win prizes and some people get eaten by a dinosaur that was accidentally brought to the present by a warp in space-time. - November 9th, 2007
- The Emperor isn’t wearing any clothes, but his opinion bikini is quite a lovely shade of sexy - November 6th, 2007
- If a Nova bell rings, a faerie get a hysterectomy. - November 2nd, 2007
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