A method in which a Chase is stabbed by a Japanese man wearing cowboy attire.
My new place is pretty nice. It’s a quaint 3K (which means no living room, which would be represented by an L). The apartment is just an apartment, but there are some interesting things around my apartment.
First is this guy.
Is that a six shooter you got there?
Chase love furry things.
This is painful. Like vitamins A and D, cute is fat soluble. This, of course, means that, daily, I put my life at risk to go to work. I believe that in the future I will get some kind of cute cancer that makes my eyes turn gigantic and cute and makes my nose shrink to the size of a small nose. I hope that a doctor finds a cure to this nonexistent disease.Finally, meet some of my neighbors:
What if you were a cat? Deep question, eh?
There’s an empty lot about a block from me and a family of cats live there (I haven’t checked to see if they are legally married). They hang out at home during the day and lay on the mat at night. They do not respond to me since I do not know how to speak cat. Maybe that should be the next language I learn after Japanese?
I wouldn’t know how you could get access to their files to check if they are legally married either, but I would think it would be safe to assume that they have been living together long enough that they have a common law marriage.
Maybe he’s a midnight cowboy. If so, you should still stay away.