Everyone dreams to sing crazy songs while dressed up in some tight outfit with tons of sequins

You know, you could probably use your imagination and so I shouldn’t have to really write this article. However, you could all be zombies (hey, it could happen) and I don’t think zombies can imagine. Therefore… Let us dance into the night!

 

Bicycle Japanese bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle Japanese bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my bike
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride it in Japan

 

Some women always have a parasol.

You say west I say east
You say meager I say feast
You say scary cat boy I say hey man
Ju-on was never my scene
And I don’t like Ringu
You say Tri I say Gun
You say DBZ’s not fun
You say Death I say Note
I don’t believe in Naruto
Kamen Rider or Ultraman
All I wanna do is

 

They don’t eat doughnuts here

 

Bicycle Japanese bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle Japanese bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my bike
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my
Two person cycles are coming your way
So forget all your duties oh yeah!
No bottomed girls they’ll be riding today
So look out for those beauties oh yeah
On your marks get set go

 

Vroooom.

Bicycle race Japanese pace bicycle race
Bicycle Japanese bicycle I want to ride my bicycle
Bicycle Japanese bicycle
Mama Cherry

 

Japanese mothers say “Fuck cars.” What rebels.

 

You say Kimu I say Taku
You say Ball I say Yakyuu
Pocky I say cool it man
I don’t wanna be President of an Eikaiwa
You say smile I say chiizu
Shinkansen I say purizu
Minister? I say Abe
I don’t wanna die by Yakuza
In Nagasaki or Osaka
Cos all I want to do is

 

Bicycle Japanese bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle Japanese bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my bike
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride it in Japan

 

People from USA/Canada can’t do this.

 

Guess the song. It should be easy.