I know that if I never talk I might be a hero in a SqureEnix game in the future.

I think most of you know this by now, but Japan sometimes gets games early. By sometimes I mean most of the time. Well, I’ve played something that some of you might possibly maybe be interested in.

The quorum of lizard mercenaries!

I want a metal hand

It’s not too much of a game, but it’s good. Mostly, you walk forward and pretend that you have hand spasms… or maybe there’s a fly in front of the TV screen. It’s enjoyable while it lasts, which unfortunately, isn’t that long; approximately 8 hours if you’re slow/take your time/redo levels/suck. I would have complained, but it only cost me 3000 yen.

Prices for video games in Japan can fall quite quickly. A game can start at 6000 or 7000 yen and can reach a low of 3000 in a couple months. That’s exactly what happened with Dragon Quest Swords. I’m not sure the reason why, but it was probably lackluster sales. I guess they should have made it longer.

For defense, wearing less protects you more if you are female

When it comes to America… sometime, you should play it, but don’t buy, just rent it. If you’re a shut in, you can easily beat it in the time alloted. If you’re normal(?) then you might be able to. Two rentals at most.