The rapture is a good name for a car or a sex toy. “When the rapture is coming so are you.”

This isn’t really related to Japan, it’s just something that I wanted to talk about.

I don’t know about everyone, but I go to a website every once in a while and read it just because of the crazy stuff they write there. It’s not the onion or anything real, but it’s still interesting; sometimes even downright scary. Sometimes I wish I could be like a monkey and throw poo at them, but my poo is truth… not poo. I think you should at least look, mostly cause it makes you feel smart (or sane). Just make sure you don’t stay too often, I hear crazy is contagious.

Unfortunately, they say and believe some really dumb things. They go crazy for the North American Union (as it means they’re going to get their flying lessons sooner) and, although they’re (at least the ones on this board) not actively trying to start a war with Islam, they’re hoping that war in the Middle East will escalate (again, pretending to be superman). I guess you need something to do when you live in Bible country and you’re not at church.

An example.

• “The flood was around 1656 BC, Noah died in 2006 BD and was born in 1056 BC. He lived to be 950 years old.”

What do you think of this? There could be a couple things: they are mentioning EXACT years regarding an event that didn’t happen or could it be that this person doesn’t even know how to count years before 0 CE?

So I get to laugh (or cry) at things such as that, but sometimes they just say things to make themselves feel better or to make sure everything fits into their worldview (they’re waiting for the skybus to Jesusland). A lot of the time that means lying or telling lies that they believe to be truth about evolution and atheists.

They talk to each other with their barrel of factoids, but none of them are even remotely true.

• “I once heard that Darwin observed his child sleeping and noticed that he had a resemblance to an ape and thus formed his hypothesis.”

And then they put on their special science hat and their religion glasses to make sure they can read the truth through the facts.

• “Additionally, there has never been any sort of interim species, as gard [sic] as they try. “

• “My question to evolutionists has always been that if we evolved from apes then why are there still apes? It’s been millions of years – according to them -so why haven’t apes evolved into human beings? And why haven’t human beings evolved into higher intelligent beings.”

• “There are, oh, about six zillion holes in evolution, yet it is accepted as “scientific fact” daily. And all to deny the true Creator so they have no responsibility for the lives they lead . . .”

American schools are top notch, eh? If only there were some pesky transitional fossils. Hah… holes. And why are there still apes? Find some liquid nitrogen and drink it. That’s what you get for asking this retarded question. Here is why.

Sometimes it’s rumours about Darwin himself. We all know that even Darwin didn’t believe in evolution (cue eye roll).

• “I once heard that Darwin regretted developing his theories and died a christian. Not likely going to find that fact in any history books about him.”

The people in the crazy zoo don’t really like evolution and have crazy/stupid/wrong ideas that they haven’t even decided to check the validity of . Good job guys.

The other stuff that irks me is about Atheists.

• “Oh, I know because their is no real “Athiest”[sic] on the entire planet.”

• “but evolution can’t be observed, tested, or repeated. Therefore, it isn’t even science. It’s just an excuse to dismiss God.”

• “A true atheists has to be the most arrogant person alive. Arrogant, because to say there is no God would require one to have full knowledge of all things, natural and supernatural, past, present and future, with no error of comprehension, and from that knowledge base their conclusions.

• “It takes as much, if not more, faith to be an atheist as it does to be a Christian. They must have faith that their view is correct, because the knowledge for it does not exist.”

Why must you insist that I know there’s a god? How are you sure? They’re not, of course. It just makes them feel better. If atheists had a reason for becoming atheists other than because they hate god or they want to do whatever they want then these people might get scared and think that maybe there isn’t a god? (they have to make sure that they get shot out of the big cannon pointed towards the sky)

There have been plenty of times when people who don’t believe in a god have said that they’d love for a god to exist so that they could live forever in bliss. They would like that, but they know it’s not true. That doesn’t sound like someone who is angry at an unknown invisible sky daddy.

And they still rely on Pascal’s Wager. Sigh… no rest for the “wicked”.

• “If a believing Christian dies and there really is no God, there will be nothing they can do about it. If an atheist dies and there is a God, they lose everything based on the choice they made on Earth.”

I’d throw my poo of truth, but they’re wearing their bio-hazard suit of ignorance +3 (so that they can take the long elevator up to Jesus). I guess I should try and lower my THAC0.