Weird item get!

Maybe you’ve seen something like this if you
work at the patent office and visit reddit. Maybe you haven’t. Either way this is wonderfully awesome. My first gift that I bestow upon ye:

I wear one of these to ALL my lessons.

This showed up on Reddit a while ago and I thought it was pretty great. While trying not to drool on my computer, swan phalluses do that to me (is the the correct pluralization of phallus? I’ve never mentioned the plural of phallus before), I saw that the website said that this wonderful product was from Daiso. Well heavens to betsy, I work right near a Daiso. I decided that I needed to see this in person.

So after work one Friday I decide it’s time. I made my way to the second floor where I was sure to find this wonderful apparatus. I searched for it and I found it lodged cutely (you won’t believe the things that Japanese people can cutely lodge. It really goes to show you that cute is a divine gift from the Japanese) in the toy section. Upon inspection I also found that the swan phallus had a friend. Gift 2!

Saving up money for the 100 yen plastic surgery.

Meet Mr. Unsure. Will he get fired if he decides to come out to his boss that he occasionally dresses up like Chi from Chobits? What if his method of coming out to his boss includes wearing a pair of inflatible mammaries that he inflates before he does whatever cute robot girlfriends do (do I even want to know?). I have a feeling his boss would feel very wistful at this sight and give him a new cute usb accessory.

Don’t hesitate, mammigrate!

Looks like fun. Question is, should I buy them and try them out?