Archive for February, 2008
- They use your testicles as those jingly ball toys and your legs as scratch posts. - February 28th, 2008
- “Quick! Arrest that girl before she thinks too hard.” We don’t allow women to think only to protect you, the common citizen. If a woman thinks, it will be like 9/11…. but with estrogen! - February 20th, 2008
- The female Japanese entrepreneurs’ best friend is always next to her bed. - February 19th, 2008
- Now being at level 8, I can cast magic missle and am allowed to be a otaku/loser dual class, which gives you buffs of +10 to smelliness and +4 to sadness - February 12th, 2008
- Miso Hungry 5: When are they going to come out with a pokemon version? I’d really love to sink my teeth into a certain cute, but delicious electric rodent. - February 4th, 2008
