Archive for March, 2008
- You know why some books of the Bible are apocryphal? Jesus liked scat porn. No one wants to worship someone who digs that shit. - March 24th, 2008
- Arrested for killing the cook with chutney. Charge? Murder, delicious murder. - March 21st, 2008
- I only broke your legs because I really love you. Now accept these flowers and take me back so that I can insult you next time I’m drunk. - March 19th, 2008
- I’m going to be the next Hitchcock, but for porn. - March 14th, 2008
- It’s amazing the things one can pull out of a pair of shorts. - March 6th, 2008
- Stray from the status quo? What are you, fucking retarded? You’re going to watch the sixth Digimon movie and you’ll like it. - March 4th, 2008
