Yes the robots can help us now, but what will happen when they get older and demand Robot Social Security?

Born in the 50′s, they’re a huge problem for more than one country: Baby Boomers. Apparently our Sky Daddy forgot a plague from Egypt and didn’t want to let it go to waste (Think of the plague-less kids in Africa) so he released it upon the wombs of many of our grandmothers. You might say I’m being harsh, but I was engineered to be soft on hands (note to self: searching soft on hands doesn’t give you much but pictures of young women who are dying for a few hundred dollars and an online notice of their accomplishments).

Now, I’m not condemning all of them, but the generation’s activities as a collective has created many problems; these problems are probably greater than the problems that they have solved. They’re causing problems in Japan as well, but the problems they are creating here are completely and in no way whatsoever related to what I was talking about earlier.

Anyways, Japan is getting ready to fly the kite, of old age (dun dun DUN). Where do I get kite from? The population/age graph of Japan has gone from a pyramid shape to looking more like a kite. Unfortunately this kite cannot get off the ground since there is a lack of wind to get it airborne. There is an abundance of gruffled, but quiet, complaints as well as entitlement (17:19). Unfortunately, although entitlement seems to come with age it doesn’t bring with it a breeze to lift this kite (it does bring incontinence).

Japan’s fine females are not doing their job of being barefoot and pregnant (unlike France) which will lead to a lack of working age people at the current rate, maybe even as high as 1 retired person for every 2 workers. The government, being slow and all Japanese government like, hasn’t really done much of anything to fix the problem. Old people, however, are doing their part by trying to shame younger people by giving those without 5 children nasty looks.

The best and easiest solution has either not occurred to them or they are too afraid to try it, changing their immigration policy. They’re still hung up on maintaining racial purity so much that it seems they’ll try anything before letting anyone emigrate to Japan and become a citizen. There’s even been talk of using robots.

Once we hit the singularity you’re toast gramps.

The robot revolution starts in Japan. I hope it will be a long time before robots learn how to make themselves waterproof.