Archive for May, 2009
- Pictures from the island asylum 5: Beat poets? You mean ‘Beat-you-down’ poets. - May 28th, 2009
- Who needs friends when you have people, who might actually be robots, that type words of encouragement to you on internet message boards? - May 27th, 2009
- I get a sense of security when I’m dating a woman that can make my eyeballs pop out of my head with one quick squeeze. - May 24th, 2009
- Master Japanese in a mere 37,960,000 days. Lesson 7: Japanese people do everything on bicycles. EVERYTHING. - May 24th, 2009
- Pictures from the island asylum 4: If we didn’t have robots to shave us we’d all have tons of nicks on our shaved… areas. - May 23rd, 2009
- Even Google bows to Japanese tradition. Is no one safe? - May 22nd, 2009
- I’m supposed to believe that Osaka is more expensive than Paris and nothing is more expensive than living in Moscow? This might be evidence that parallel universes exist. - May 21st, 2009
- Master Japanese in a mere 37,960,000 days. Lesson 6: You can lead a singer to Autotune, but they still suck. - May 20th, 2009
- Pictures from the island asylum 3: Just hope it doesn’t do the lick attack. - May 20th, 2009
- Sorry for the delays, I was fighting pastel colored robots. - May 19th, 2009
