Archive for September, 2009
- This monkey only goes one way; to prison. - September 13th, 2009
- Everyone knows that Americans always perfectly speak the native language of whatever country they might be in. It’s one of the perks of being an American. - September 13th, 2009
- Master Japanese in a mere 37,960,000 days. Lesson 12: I would have used the teleporter, but I then realized that Star Trek isn’t real and that I can’t fulfill my dream to be a redshirt. - September 8th, 2009
- 1.21 jigawatts of anger. Watch out Libyan nationalists! - September 7th, 2009
- I will kill you with mediocrity! - September 7th, 2009
