Archive for October, 2009
- Master Japanese in a mere 37,960,000 days. Lesson 15: Did you know that if you slowed the rotation of the earth that you would look a lot younger? It’s true! - October 12th, 2009
- Giving voting rights to foreigners is part of their insidious racist plot. Don’t fall for it! - October 9th, 2009
- Remember when you were 8 and you were riding your bicycle and you forgot to stop at the intersection? That’s why I’m failing you. - October 9th, 2009
- Pictures from the island asylum 10: PETA is the most evil organization in the world; they hide the fact that vegetables are sentient. - October 4th, 2009
- I can’t wait for the day that someone points a gun to my head and tells me to name all the capitals of the US states. He’ll rue the day he messed with me. - October 1st, 2009
