Put me in the Han river and a crazy metaphor for American bullying of smaller democracies emerges.
For some reason that I cannot yet disclose I am making a quick trip to Seoul for a couple days. If there happens to be many maidens saved or lots of kittens rescued from trees then it’s probably just a very large coincidence. I’ll explain more when I get back, until then clean your room.
You’ve been recruited for the South Korean basketball team, haven’t you?