That pipe? You don’t want to know where that pipe goes.
Well, I thought I would have an Internet connection when I moved into my locale of permanence, but Yahoo thinks you need to cancel the current contract and make a new one if all you want to do is change names on the bill. Don’t they know that I get special privelidges because I’m white? I should have an “ok” Internet connection (the slowest possible connection you can get is 8mb’s and most people have at least quadruple that) in a week or so. So things won’t be nearly as bad as last time.
In the meantime, keep fighting your war of attrition on all things not cute and/or freakishly strange.
