You don’t want to know what I’m going to do with those after I’m finished filming.

I was too awesome to have a living phone.

@dubrub no, not in the least. But his story was in the economist for some strange reason.February 8, 2012 3:27
Changing his story and attacking those who doubt his story: great way to make people believe you or greatest way? http://t.co/2Gd7yiuQFebruary 8, 2012 12:59
I just took purikura and... it's unholy. They are using some kind of demonic power to make everyone look like shitty anime characters.February 5, 2012 1:40
This is where me and the Hebs hang. http://t.co/KsC4mbSOFebruary 5, 2012 5:15
Dear Japan, moar ebooks plz. Thanx.February 2, 2012 2:15
Simpons finally coming to xbox. Is it strange that the only games I play with my fiancee are old school beat-em-ups? http://t.co/JNG9tTSlFebruary 2, 2012 1:32
What is it about snow that makes people drive like absolute retards? There's barely any snow on the road!February 2, 2012 12:20

Chase the Gaijin