Archive for January, 2010
- Hey baby, wanna take off that kimono so that we can do another “first”? Great, put on this bib and make me a steak. - January 28th, 2010
- The real reason why they’re talking over me is because they’re trying to hide the truth. Don’t let them get to you! - January 25th, 2010
- I wonder what award they think they’re going to win? I hope the scientists don’t have an upset victory with their plan to bomb the Earth’s core. - January 20th, 2010
- When they referred to the action as “hot” they meant that it was warmed significantly by a nearby convection heater. The sadness on the faces of those otaku destroyed the lives of 46 nonexistent anime characters. - January 17th, 2010
- So this isn’t celebrating their first time wearing a robot exoskeleton? You mean the internet lied to me?! - January 12th, 2010
- You know, this would’ve never happened if I had used my stealth canine missile. I’ll remember next time. - January 11th, 2010
