Archive for March, 2010
- Amazing job Prof. Stankiewicz. You’ve managed to make the standard of living in all big cities fluctuate wildly. Now how can we make some money from this? - March 31st, 2010
- I purposefully stopped working out so that my transition to hunk was more pronounced. I suggest you do the same. - March 30th, 2010
- Holy crap! You mean things aren’t perfect here in Japan? I guess that means I have to hate the country and go back to my wonderful country where nothing is ever annoying or broken. - March 30th, 2010
- In a genius move by the Japanese police force, by placing marijuana-shaped air fresheners in some cars they have apprehended many people who have asked the drivers if they could get their “dealer’s phone number”. - March 24th, 2010
- Japan pretends to be ignorant about other peoples’ hangups so that they can piss everyone off; it’s part of some plan that they have that they refuse to discuss in public, and yet I know about it! - March 18th, 2010
- Tarantino has given up film to work solely in the world of :30 clips of heaven. I await his take on instant ramen. - March 17th, 2010
- I would love to invite you into my house for a nice cup of hot green tea, but a Russian sailor looted my house last week so I can’t let you inside. Who know how many sailors could be hiding in your coat. - March 12th, 2010
- Pictures from the island asylum 15: This is how Japanese people clean a story after doing some muckraking. - March 11th, 2010
- Japanese people have found the formula to turn anything cute. Apparently it involves a very large mouth and a non-existant nose. - March 4th, 2010
- Pictures from the island asylum 14: This is horrible! There are entire countries whose populace seems to have the job of wearing clothes so that they can then send them overseas to be worn by enterprising Asians. Is there anything we can do to stop this madness?? - March 4th, 2010
