Archive for April, 2010
- You do realize that when you walk into a 7-11 you are walking on to Japanese territory. Don’t believe me? Read the treaty made back in ’51 and get back to me. - April 28th, 2010
- Wait wait wait, I know what’s going on here. Metallic objects have become sentient and are very angry at us. We must appease them, and right quick. - April 20th, 2010
- Do God-fearing, pure-hearted American children do such despicable things? I don’t think so. Strike one, Japan, strike one. - April 17th, 2010
- Now you think it’s OK to sleep in a hollow rectangular space now, but where does it go from there? How long until you’re going crazy and you won’t settle for less than a dodecahedron? - April 14th, 2010
