My preferred method of studying is to write creepy love letters to idols and see if they get a restraining order against me. How about you?
For those of you that have been reading this blog longer than you should have, you might remember that I took the JLPT level 3 test back in December of 2007. Well, last December I took the next level (2). The results arrived sometime last week and it looks like I was sent someone elses paper because this one says that I passed and that’s not possible.

I put on brownface and got an Indian immigrant to take the test for me. I should have paid him less.
Maybe this is an “I’m sorry we don’t share our interesting statistics, sorry” present, but I can’t be sure since it didn’t say that on the envelope. Nevertheless, I have now reached a level that very few whiteys and zero weeaboos will ever reach. I will now pretend for the next 10 minutes or so that I am important.

Your blog has introduced me to the concept of the Wapanese. Thank you.
Congrats! I’m jealous of your Japanese abilities…..