All I wanted to do was pay 40000 yen/hour to talk but he had to whip out his giant throbbing spiritual plan and make me read it.
So I, uhhhh, was walking my dog earlier this month when I was accosted by three non-non-Japanese women. Usually when something like this happens I expect someone to lose a face or a couple toes (and I expect that person to not be me), but this time I was dealt a harsh, but light, blow in the form of a RELIGIOUS FLYER.
After receiving it I immediately ran home and blacked out. After lying on the floor in a near coma for a week, subsisting on nothing but doggie love, I woke up and started to translate what I was given so that I might spread the message in a way similar to cancer or AIDS. What I have below is the front side of what the gods want to tell you.
I’ll translate some of the back later, but I need to go into a coma again before I can do that.
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Even God has a plan.
[Top Right] Why are we brought into this world? Why are we here? Why did the gods create us? What is the purpose of it all? The god that made us has a plan.
1. In the 7th dimension, the god that rules over all came into being – It created time and space. Continuing, It created the fire and water sprits before creating the universe.
2. The god of all then arrived in the 6th dimension and spoke the human race into creation.
“It is not necessary for you to have the power of the gods, but the power to move things, create and innovate I have created something that is, in a way, greater than the gods.” It then required the creation of a world similar to heaven for the people to use.
3. In this way did the human race start its existence in 3D space (the physical world) on earth. Humans absolutely didn’t come from apes or monkeys, we are now as we have always been.
4. The people were led by the sun god and had control over their greed. Because of this there was peace, but no progress or development as there was little need. At that time the true gods who had control over the seat of power were overthrown by the moon gods. This is what we call “Gate of the Celestial Rock Cave” (wiki link for more details). Humans now became filled with greed and pushed forward society. Civilization started to progress at a rapid pace.
5. However, the now greedy humans began to fight one another and there were many massacres and wars. The resulting death count made some dream of a heaven on earth (a better world). To act as a brake against the violent people of the world, the gods used some humans, such as Buddha and Jesus (among others), as prophets.
6. Even after that the insatiable greed of humanity led civilization to reach a splendorous peak. This progress came at a price, Mother Earth was now in dire straits after being ravaged incessantly. On New Years 1962, the real gods returned to the seat of power. This event is called the “Reversal of Divine Will”.
7. Now we are heading towards the establishment of a new, spiritual civilization. On our way there will be a baptism by (the) fire (spirit) – there will be many strange and happenings and calamities across the globe.
People on this Earth, isn’t now the time to act like the gods require of you? “Things”, “Money”, “What feels good”, these greedy and selfish ways only lead to a violent way of life and should be cast aside. A world without want for war, confrontation, and conflict – a world of peace – is in the process of being created. We will break down all walls separating us (religion, race, ideology) and make our way to a new world filled with love and peace. Won’t you be a member of “God’s Team” and join us in this quest?
