Archive for the 日本語 Category
- All I wanted to do was pay 40000 yen/hour to talk but he had to whip out his giant throbbing spiritual plan and make me read it. - June 29th, 2011
- Did you know the sky has ears? It’s true. Don’t believe me? Well if you just pray to the sky it will open up your ears and show you the Truth. - May 3rd, 2011
- You better watch your words or my always drunk and catholic flower lover will beat the fucking pollen out of you. - March 3rd, 2011
- Little did I know that while they were preparing my feast they were also planning to use me as one as well. - December 1st, 2010
- On the Internet, given enough time and energy, you can connect any one topic to the topic of your choice. - November 12th, 2010
- If I understand correctly, you’re saying that we’re being extremely unamericanlike with our words? We must now force everyone to say what they really think, for freedom! - October 25th, 2010
- Tarantino has given up film to work solely in the world of :30 clips of heaven. I await his take on instant ramen. - March 17th, 2010
- My preferred method of studying is to write creepy love letters to idols and see if they get a restraining order against me. How about you? - February 10th, 2010
- Master Japanese in a mere 37,960,000 days. Lesson 20: I’m going to be laying down some carpet this weekend, if you know what I mean. - December 30th, 2009
- It must be so difficult for Japanese people, they have to learn Japanese in school. Too bad they don’t speak their native language English instead. - December 15th, 2009
