Archive for the Food Category
- We’re putting up these lights to get the a bigger share of the huge blind person market that randomly roams the streets of Osaka, genius. - February 23rd, 2011
- If it wasn’t for corporations I would have no idea how to show my affection to people I both love and hate. Thank you, my velvet suited overlords. - February 14th, 2011
- Le Petit Harakiri 6: There is no worse crime than mispronouncing “chowder”. - February 4th, 2011
- When you sit down and think about it, it’s amazing the things you can make out of rice. In fact, it’s possible someone you call friend, mother, brother, boss, or co-worker is actually a chewy mass of rice. - January 11th, 2011
- Le Petit Harakiri 5: That urban myth about pop rocks was originally about me; I just love having things explode in my mouth. - December 4th, 2010
- Little did I know that while they were preparing my feast they were also planning to use me as one as well. - December 1st, 2010
- They just tell us we’re different to keep us in line. The truth is that all 120 million of us are the same, literally. - November 19th, 2010
- Some slimes gave up (after constant ridicule at their complete lack of hindering the hero’s quest) and decided a better idea would to become a suicide drink. These are our new terrorists. - October 14th, 2010
- M. Night Shamalama was going to put in the soda benders as a strange and unnecessary twist but Japan as a collective fought back so that he couldn’t ruin two things at once. - July 22nd, 2010
- Everytime a firework explodes a Japanese person acts ignorantly towards a foreign culture. - July 22nd, 2010
