Archive for the Games Category
- Japan pretends to be ignorant about other peoples’ hangups so that they can piss everyone off; it’s part of some plan that they have that they refuse to discuss in public, and yet I know about it! - March 18th, 2010
- When asked the thing that most Japanese people would like to be able to do is double jump, if you know what I mean. - November 19th, 2009
- I get a sense of security when I’m dating a woman that can make my eyeballs pop out of my head with one quick squeeze. - May 24th, 2009
- This is What Happens When you Fuck a Stranger in the Ass - November 10th, 2007
- I know that if I never talk I might be a hero in a SqureEnix game in the future. - September 12th, 2007
- I don’t care for green tentacles in my porn, just purple ones please. - September 3rd, 2007
- Japanese people wear boxers on their heads and socks on their arms. - August 28th, 2007
- Den Den Picture Update (Or, she was practically aching for me to bone her. Or, If only I could make a ton of money by wearing leather and gyrating my hips, oh wait.) - November 28th, 2006
- The Wii will be a boon for wife beaters: “We were playing Wii Sports and … and……” - November 14th, 2006
- My Numerous Trips to Den Den Town (The wonderful electronic district of Osaka) - October 7th, 2006
