Archive for the Homeland Category
- All is fine, $0. Things will be OK, $0. You shouldn’t worry so much, $0. FUCKING MOTHERFUCKING SHIT, THE WORLD IS GOING TO END YOU DUMBASS, Priceless. - April 7th, 2011
- Le Petit Harakiri 4: Little known fact, Japanese people actually have an allergy to telling people their true feelings. You see a Japanese person with lots of hives? Yeah, that bastard tells the truth. - November 1st, 2010
- If I understand correctly, you’re saying that we’re being extremely unamericanlike with our words? We must now force everyone to say what they really think, for freedom! - October 25th, 2010
- This is exactly why we should have a pro wrestler as our next president; no bullshit, just piledriving foreign dignitaries.. - November 17th, 2009
- You know why they did it? To protect again waves of murderous Japanese. They might be numerous, but sugar overpowers them with its siren call. - October 31st, 2008
- Thanks, but no thanks. I don’t need that adhesive strip, I had a freedom patch. - September 30th, 2008
- Your freedom index is directly correlated with how many cars your country has. - September 1st, 2008
- I’m having an existential crisis. There is a person of Asian background that can determine my future and now I feel that fate has been nothing but an illusion. - August 26th, 2008
