Archive for the Insights Category
- You know how Sarah Palin knew so much about the “Death Panels”? It’s because her sister, Sara Perin, was eaten alive by one. I fight so that I won’t succumb to the same fate. - July 14th, 2010
- Do God-fearing, pure-hearted American children do such despicable things? I don’t think so. Strike one, Japan, strike one. - April 17th, 2010
- Holy crap! You mean things aren’t perfect here in Japan? I guess that means I have to hate the country and go back to my wonderful country where nothing is ever annoying or broken. - March 30th, 2010
- I would love to invite you into my house for a nice cup of hot green tea, but a Russian sailor looted my house last week so I can’t let you inside. Who know how many sailors could be hiding in your coat. - March 12th, 2010
- Ai think you’re cute. Ai think I love you. Ai’m very proud of the work they did, can you give me their card? - October 19th, 2009
- Remember when you were 8 and you were riding your bicycle and you forgot to stop at the intersection? That’s why I’m failing you. - October 9th, 2009
- Thanks, but no thanks. I don’t need that adhesive strip, I had a freedom patch. - September 30th, 2008
- Your freedom index is directly correlated with how many cars your country has. - September 1st, 2008
- I’m having an existential crisis. There is a person of Asian background that can determine my future and now I feel that fate has been nothing but an illusion. - August 26th, 2008
- Them Japs are Zeenofobic Assheads (Part 2) - August 7th, 2008
