Archive for the Insights Category
- I would love to invite you into my house for a nice cup of hot green tea, but a Russian sailor looted my house last week so I can’t let you inside. Who know how many sailors could be hiding in your coat. - March 12th, 2010
- Ai think you’re cute. Ai think I love you. Ai’m very proud of the work they did, can you give me their card? - October 19th, 2009
- Remember when you were 8 and you were riding your bicycle and you forgot to stop at the intersection? That’s why I’m failing you. - October 9th, 2009
- Thanks, but no thanks. I don’t need that adhesive strip, I had a freedom patch. - September 30th, 2008
- Your freedom index is directly correlated with how many cars your country has. - September 1st, 2008
- I’m having an existential crisis. There is a person of Asian background that can determine my future and now I feel that fate has been nothing but an illusion. - August 26th, 2008
- Them Japs are Zeenofobic Assheads (Part 2) - August 7th, 2008
- Them Japs are Zeenofobic Assheads (Part 1) - August 5th, 2008
- I’m going to be the next Hitchcock, but for porn. - March 14th, 2008
- It’s amazing the things one can pull out of a pair of shorts. - March 6th, 2008
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