Archive for the Insights Category
- Did you know the sky has ears? It’s true. Don’t believe me? Well if you just pray to the sky it will open up your ears and show you the Truth. - May 3rd, 2011
- We’re putting up these lights to get the a bigger share of the huge blind person market that randomly roams the streets of Osaka, genius. - February 23rd, 2011
- You know how Sarah Palin knew so much about the “Death Panels”? It’s because her sister, Sara Perin, was eaten alive by one. I fight so that I won’t succumb to the same fate. - July 14th, 2010
- Do God-fearing, pure-hearted American children do such despicable things? I don’t think so. Strike one, Japan, strike one. - April 17th, 2010
- Holy crap! You mean things aren’t perfect here in Japan? I guess that means I have to hate the country and go back to my wonderful country where nothing is ever annoying or broken. - March 30th, 2010
- I would love to invite you into my house for a nice cup of hot green tea, but a Russian sailor looted my house last week so I can’t let you inside. Who know how many sailors could be hiding in your coat. - March 12th, 2010
- Ai think you’re cute. Ai think I love you. Ai’m very proud of the work they did, can you give me their card? - October 19th, 2009
- Remember when you were 8 and you were riding your bicycle and you forgot to stop at the intersection? That’s why I’m failing you. - October 9th, 2009
- Thanks, but no thanks. I don’t need that adhesive strip, I had a freedom patch. - September 30th, 2008
- Your freedom index is directly correlated with how many cars your country has. - September 1st, 2008
