Archive for the Insights Category
- I’m having an existential crisis. There is a person of Asian background that can determine my future and now I feel that fate has been nothing but an illusion. - August 26th, 2008
- Them Japs are Zeenofobic Assheads (Part 2) - August 7th, 2008
- Them Japs are Zeenofobic Assheads (Part 1) - August 5th, 2008
- I’m going to be the next Hitchcock, but for porn. - March 14th, 2008
- It’s amazing the things one can pull out of a pair of shorts. - March 6th, 2008
- They use your testicles as those jingly ball toys and your legs as scratch posts. - February 28th, 2008
- “Quick! Arrest that girl before she thinks too hard.” We don’t allow women to think only to protect you, the common citizen. If a woman thinks, it will be like 9/11…. but with estrogen! - February 20th, 2008
- The female Japanese entrepreneurs’ best friend is always next to her bed. - February 19th, 2008
- Yes the robots can help us now, but what will happen when they get older and demand Robot Social Security? - January 21st, 2008
- People have no idea what is important in this world anymore. We need to get back to the basics: stop the zombie revolution and kill Jesus Christ, the zombie king - December 26th, 2007
