Archive for the Life Category
- Who needs friends when you have people, who might actually be robots, that type words of encouragement to you on internet message boards? - May 27th, 2009
- Your freedom index is directly correlated with how many cars your country has. - September 1st, 2008
- I’m having an existential crisis. There is a person of Asian background that can determine my future and now I feel that fate has been nothing but an illusion. - August 26th, 2008
- No monkeys, but I have Japanese teenagers. Maybe they can write a harlequin novel given enough time? - August 19th, 2008
- You know why some books of the Bible are apocryphal? Jesus liked scat porn. No one wants to worship someone who digs that shit. - March 24th, 2008
- Arrested for killing the cook with chutney. Charge? Murder, delicious murder. - March 21st, 2008
- I only broke your legs because I really love you. Now accept these flowers and take me back so that I can insult you next time I’m drunk. - March 19th, 2008
- “Quick! Arrest that girl before she thinks too hard.” We don’t allow women to think only to protect you, the common citizen. If a woman thinks, it will be like 9/11…. but with estrogen! - February 20th, 2008
- The female Japanese entrepreneurs’ best friend is always next to her bed. - February 19th, 2008
- Yes the robots can help us now, but what will happen when they get older and demand Robot Social Security? - January 21st, 2008
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