Archive for the Life Category
- Those aren’t tears, I was splashed with acid so those are just pieces of melty membrane. - July 26th, 2010
- Now you think it’s OK to sleep in a hollow rectangular space now, but where does it go from there? How long until you’re going crazy and you won’t settle for less than a dodecahedron? - April 14th, 2010
- Holy crap! You mean things aren’t perfect here in Japan? I guess that means I have to hate the country and go back to my wonderful country where nothing is ever annoying or broken. - March 30th, 2010
- Who needs friends when you have people, who might actually be robots, that type words of encouragement to you on internet message boards? - May 27th, 2009
- Your freedom index is directly correlated with how many cars your country has. - September 1st, 2008
- I’m having an existential crisis. There is a person of Asian background that can determine my future and now I feel that fate has been nothing but an illusion. - August 26th, 2008
- No monkeys, but I have Japanese teenagers. Maybe they can write a harlequin novel given enough time? - August 19th, 2008
- You know why some books of the Bible are apocryphal? Jesus liked scat porn. No one wants to worship someone who digs that shit. - March 24th, 2008
- Arrested for killing the cook with chutney. Charge? Murder, delicious murder. - March 21st, 2008
- I only broke your legs because I really love you. Now accept these flowers and take me back so that I can insult you next time I’m drunk. - March 19th, 2008
