Archive for the Life Category
- “Quick! Arrest that girl before she thinks too hard.” We don’t allow women to think only to protect you, the common citizen. If a woman thinks, it will be like 9/11…. but with estrogen! - February 20th, 2008
- The female Japanese entrepreneurs’ best friend is always next to her bed. - February 19th, 2008
- Yes the robots can help us now, but what will happen when they get older and demand Robot Social Security? - January 21st, 2008
- I started out my year detoothing a vagina, how about you? - January 2nd, 2008
- Who wants to spend money playing with tiny balls when you can buy fish bladders and throw them at people instead. It’s much more fun. - November 28th, 2007
- It’s too bad you’re not here to see me crash and burn in person. - November 15th, 2007
- I was so close to my goal of becoming a hermit in the wilds of Japan with my Amazonian Real Doll, NOVA shattered my dreams. Back to square one. - November 14th, 2007
- This is What Happens When you Fuck a Stranger in the Ass - November 10th, 2007
- If a Nova bell rings, a faerie get a hysterectomy. - November 2nd, 2007
- You know chain chomps in Super Mario? Miyamoto based that off of real Japanese people, they bite (and they’re giant black steel balls) - October 17th, 2007
