Archive for the Life Category
- What do I do with my right hand? Not telling. - October 7th, 2007
- Quit? I can’t. I haven’t impregnated anyone yet. - October 3rd, 2007
- What do you mean the spectrum includes colors other than blacks, grays, and browns? Are you a hippie commie gay wine sipping pirate? - September 17th, 2007
- I don’t care for green tentacles in my porn, just purple ones please. - September 3rd, 2007
- Japanese people wear boxers on their heads and socks on their arms. - August 28th, 2007
- Good job! You tried to be nice and you ended up being an ass. - June 25th, 2007
- It must really suck to find out you pulled someone who likes your brother more than he likes you. - June 19th, 2007
- A method in which a Chase is stabbed by a Japanese man wearing cowboy attire. - February 21st, 2007
- Who knew a man could have so many Hymens? - January 18th, 2007
- Only two things are this quick: The shinkansen and my orgasms. - January 5th, 2007
