Archive for the Me me me! Category
- My preferred method of studying is to write creepy love letters to idols and see if they get a restraining order against me. How about you? - February 10th, 2010
- The real reason why they’re talking over me is because they’re trying to hide the truth. Don’t let them get to you! - January 25th, 2010
- You know, this would’ve never happened if I had used my stealth canine missile. I’ll remember next time. - January 11th, 2010
- Oh no. What’s that warm sensation in my crotchal area? I thought I was over this. - December 18th, 2009
- It must be so difficult for Japanese people, they have to learn Japanese in school. Too bad they don’t speak their native language English instead. - December 15th, 2009
- I’m disappointed in your muffins, they’re not muffiny enough. - December 8th, 2009
- You don’t want to know what I’m going to do with those after I’m finished filming. - November 25th, 2009
- I seem to remind both teachers and students of someone they have seen or known. I wonder how much “reminding” I’ll be doing today. - November 12th, 2009
- This monkey only goes one way; to prison. - September 13th, 2009
- Reports if my demise have been greatly exaggerated. - August 25th, 2009
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