Archive for the Me me me! Category
- Those aren’t tears, I was splashed with acid so those are just pieces of melty membrane. - July 26th, 2010
- Now you think it’s OK to sleep in a hollow rectangular space now, but where does it go from there? How long until you’re going crazy and you won’t settle for less than a dodecahedron? - April 14th, 2010
- My preferred method of studying is to write creepy love letters to idols and see if they get a restraining order against me. How about you? - February 10th, 2010
- The real reason why they’re talking over me is because they’re trying to hide the truth. Don’t let them get to you! - January 25th, 2010
- You know, this would’ve never happened if I had used my stealth canine missile. I’ll remember next time. - January 11th, 2010
- Oh no. What’s that warm sensation in my crotchal area? I thought I was over this. - December 18th, 2009
- It must be so difficult for Japanese people, they have to learn Japanese in school. Too bad they don’t speak their native language English instead. - December 15th, 2009
- I’m disappointed in your muffins, they’re not muffiny enough. - December 8th, 2009
- You don’t want to know what I’m going to do with those after I’m finished filming. - November 25th, 2009
- I seem to remind both teachers and students of someone they have seen or known. I wonder how much “reminding” I’ll be doing today. - November 12th, 2009
