Archive for the Me me me! Category
- I’m having an existential crisis. There is a person of Asian background that can determine my future and now I feel that fate has been nothing but an illusion. - August 26th, 2008
- No monkeys, but I have Japanese teenagers. Maybe they can write a harlequin novel given enough time? - August 19th, 2008
- You know why some books of the Bible are apocryphal? Jesus liked scat porn. No one wants to worship someone who digs that shit. - March 24th, 2008
- Arrested for killing the cook with chutney. Charge? Murder, delicious murder. - March 21st, 2008
- I only broke your legs because I really love you. Now accept these flowers and take me back so that I can insult you next time I’m drunk. - March 19th, 2008
- Now being at level 8, I can cast magic missle and am allowed to be a otaku/loser dual class, which gives you buffs of +10 to smelliness and +4 to sadness - February 12th, 2008
- Miso Hungry 5: When are they going to come out with a pokemon version? I’d really love to sink my teeth into a certain cute, but delicious electric rodent. - February 4th, 2008
- We’re not real, we’re just the design of some brat playing a Will Wright game and fucking with us. - November 30th, 2007
- It’s too bad you’re not here to see me crash and burn in person. - November 15th, 2007
- I was so close to my goal of becoming a hermit in the wilds of Japan with my Amazonian Real Doll, NOVA shattered my dreams. Back to square one. - November 14th, 2007
