Archive for the Neeeeeeeeeerrrrrrds! Category
- Everyone knows that Americans always perfectly speak the native language of whatever country they might be in. It’s one of the perks of being an American. - September 13th, 2009
- No monkeys, but I have Japanese teenagers. Maybe they can write a harlequin novel given enough time? - August 19th, 2008
- This is What Happens When you Fuck a Stranger in the Ass - November 10th, 2007
- I know that if I never talk I might be a hero in a SqureEnix game in the future. - September 12th, 2007
- I don’t care for green tentacles in my porn, just purple ones please. - September 3rd, 2007
- Japanese people wear boxers on their heads and socks on their arms. - August 28th, 2007
- Den Den Picture Update (Or, she was practically aching for me to bone her. Or, If only I could make a ton of money by wearing leather and gyrating my hips, oh wait.) - November 28th, 2006
- The Wii will be a boon for wife beaters: “We were playing Wii Sports and … and……” - November 14th, 2006
- We’re 50% corn! (Yell at Sam if I’m wrong) - October 24th, 2006
- My Numerous Trips to Den Den Town (The wonderful electronic district of Osaka) - October 7th, 2006
