Archive for the news Category
- For my 25th, I plan on recreating the “big bang” we had on our wedding night, - August 6th, 2010
- This was supposed to be a special relationship! We had a crazy first lady and an engineer for a president, I expected unicorns and magic. What am I left with now? - June 3rd, 2010
- Wait wait wait, I know what’s going on here. Metallic objects have become sentient and are very angry at us. We must appease them, and right quick. - April 20th, 2010
- This is no time for thinking about existential issues, son. What we have here is a situation that can only be overcome by a person that has trained all their lives to become large and, if they have it in them, also in charge. - February 22nd, 2010
- I wonder what award they think they’re going to win? I hope the scientists don’t have an upset victory with their plan to bomb the Earth’s core. - January 20th, 2010
- This is exactly why we should have a pro wrestler as our next president; no bullshit, just piledriving foreign dignitaries.. - November 17th, 2009
- She’s hiding something, it’s so obvious! How many people has the cat lady murdered? - November 11th, 2009
- So the logic goes that some women were “asking for it” if they are raped and they were wearing something revealing. Does this mean that this guy was “asking for it”? - October 15th, 2009
- Muslim women, stick a broom in your burkas and come to Japan for refuge. I have plenty of open beds. - October 14th, 2009
