Archive for the Omedeto! Category
- If it wasn’t for corporations I would have no idea how to show my affection to people I both love and hate. Thank you, my velvet suited overlords. - February 14th, 2011
- When you sit down and think about it, it’s amazing the things you can make out of rice. In fact, it’s possible someone you call friend, mother, brother, boss, or co-worker is actually a chewy mass of rice. - January 11th, 2011
- For my 25th, I plan on recreating the “big bang” we had on our wedding night, - August 6th, 2010
- Everytime a firework explodes a Japanese person acts ignorantly towards a foreign culture. - July 22nd, 2010
- Do God-fearing, pure-hearted American children do such despicable things? I don’t think so. Strike one, Japan, strike one. - April 17th, 2010
- My preferred method of studying is to write creepy love letters to idols and see if they get a restraining order against me. How about you? - February 10th, 2010
- Hey baby, wanna take off that kimono so that we can do another “first”? Great, put on this bib and make me a steak. - January 28th, 2010
- So this isn’t celebrating their first time wearing a robot exoskeleton? You mean the internet lied to me?! - January 12th, 2010
- Now being at level 8, I can cast magic missle and am allowed to be a otaku/loser dual class, which gives you buffs of +10 to smelliness and +4 to sadness - February 12th, 2008
- Would you prefer your persecution tender or extra christpy? - January 7th, 2008
