Archive for the Omedeto! Category
- For my 25th, I plan on recreating the “big bang” we had on our wedding night, - August 6th, 2010
- Everytime a firework explodes a Japanese person acts ignorantly towards a foreign culture. - July 22nd, 2010
- Do God-fearing, pure-hearted American children do such despicable things? I don’t think so. Strike one, Japan, strike one. - April 17th, 2010
- My preferred method of studying is to write creepy love letters to idols and see if they get a restraining order against me. How about you? - February 10th, 2010
- Hey baby, wanna take off that kimono so that we can do another “first”? Great, put on this bib and make me a steak. - January 28th, 2010
- So this isn’t celebrating their first time wearing a robot exoskeleton? You mean the internet lied to me?! - January 12th, 2010
- Now being at level 8, I can cast magic missle and am allowed to be a otaku/loser dual class, which gives you buffs of +10 to smelliness and +4 to sadness - February 12th, 2008
- Would you prefer your persecution tender or extra christpy? - January 7th, 2008
- I started out my year detoothing a vagina, how about you? - January 2nd, 2008
- People have no idea what is important in this world anymore. We need to get back to the basics: stop the zombie revolution and kill Jesus Christ, the zombie king - December 26th, 2007
