Archive for the Pictures Category
- Pictures from the island asylum 17: All Japanese people hide a scary truth, they are all half chia pet. - August 4th, 2010
- Pictures from the island asylum 16: It is a requirement under Japanese law for dogs to own at least two articles of clothing. I’m just doing what I’m told. - July 20th, 2010
- Golden Week, Mountemplefest 2010: Little did I know, but I was not on a mountain but a huge Ninja boner. I have never been the same since that day. - May 1st, 2010
- In a genius move by the Japanese police force, by placing marijuana-shaped air fresheners in some cars they have apprehended many people who have asked the drivers if they could get their “dealer’s phone number”. - March 24th, 2010
- Pictures from the island asylum 15: This is how Japanese people clean a story after doing some muckraking. - March 11th, 2010
- Pictures from the island asylum 14: This is horrible! There are entire countries whose populace seems to have the job of wearing clothes so that they can then send them overseas to be worn by enterprising Asians. Is there anything we can do to stop this madness?? - March 4th, 2010
- Pictures from the island asylum 13: You know what they say about Japanese pocketbikes, right? I’m surprised someone hasn’t married one yet. - December 8th, 2009
- Pictures from the island asylum 12: “Did you hear what Yusuke was doing last night? Playing with her inport!” - October 25th, 2009
- Pictures from the island asylum 11: “It is written, That man shall not live by bread alone, but by the punctuation of every sentence.” - October 17th, 2009
- Pictures from the island asylum 10: PETA is the most evil organization in the world; they hide the fact that vegetables are sentient. - October 4th, 2009
