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Pictures from the island asylum 16: It is a requirement under Japanese law for dogs to own at least two articles of clothing. I’m just doing what I’m told.

Chase The Gaijin — Tue, 20 Jul 2010 05:46:53 +0000

The coat I bought her leaves her bottom uncovered so that she can woo the local boys.
If she is assaulted does this mean she was barking for it?

Golden Week, Mountemplefest 2010: Little did I know, but I was not on a mountain but a huge Ninja boner. I have never been the same since that day.

Chase The Gaijin — Sat, 01 May 2010 12:55:38 +0000

On the last day in April I started my journey of love, lust and platinum. Unfortunately it looks like all I’m going to get is mountains, temples, mountemples and maybe a horse or two since they’re all out of the things that I was looking for.

For the first day I was looking to go to 高野山 (Koyasan) but since I’m retarded I ended up at 御所市 (Gose city) where they have a tiny replica of a mountain, Mt Katsuragi (葛城山), intended to be used by small burrowing animals. I was already in the area so I decided I might as well play with the replica.

It was pretty far from the town center to the ropeway (2km or so) and since there’s approximately 1 bus per hour I decided I might as well walk; this was probably a good idea since I don’t get an opportunity to walk to places very often (and it showed). I took the ropeway up but I was scared the whole time, you never know when a fight will break out in those things.

Don’t ask what type of rope they use, you don’t want to know; trust me on this one.

There were some nice things at the top, but sadly I was a little too early for the majestic lustflower.

I found out that the residents of Gose are evil individuals that want to, and I quote, “Increase the suffering of all asses manyfold. For only then can the great reckoning come.” I think if it was up to them there wouldn’t be any seats on busses or trains.

Can you think of anything more evil than stealing benches? I can’t.

Actually, maybe I can think of something, not allowing people to kill non-human mammal they see is a crime in a league by itself. The horrors (like this) that have been wreaked on peoples by an uncaring government is almost too much to bear.

After spending some time looking at nothing much I made my way down the mountain just in thyme to take some pictures of ninjas fighting on top of a ropeway car. Alas, since they are ninjas they don’t show up in photographs due to their incredible speed. Let me say that it was a fierce battle with much guitar wailing.

In a genius move by the Japanese police force, by placing marijuana-shaped air fresheners in some cars they have apprehended many people who have asked the drivers if they could get their “dealer’s phone number”.

Chase The Gaijin — Wed, 24 Mar 2010 13:50:00 +0000

I can say with a very high level of certainty that they don’t know what this is.

Pictures from the island asylum 15: This is how Japanese people clean a story after doing some muckraking.

Chase The Gaijin — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 05:47:18 +0000

These papers are dripping… with enthusiasm.

Pictures from the island asylum 14: This is horrible! There are entire countries whose populace seems to have the job of wearing clothes so that they can then send them overseas to be worn by enterprising Asians. Is there anything we can do to stop this madness??

Chase The Gaijin — Wed, 03 Mar 2010 16:28:40 +0000

This picture isn’t very interesting without hearing the story behind it.

Clothes with something in English written on them are still pretty popular here. The sentences might make more sense than what they would have even just 5 years ago, especially since there are import shops that sell shirts that were originally made for an English speaking country. So while the words/sentences themselves might not be incorrect the situation in which the shirt is worn or, in this case, the contrast with the person who is wearing the shirt causes you to laugh.

For this one it was partly because of the name (it’s an area near where I grew up) coupled with the kid, he’s a boy. So, yeah, who would’ve expected that I, being in Japan, would see a coat from a region where I grew up on a young Japanese boy? The chances of that are so low that it must have not happened.

He’s hiding somewhere under that huge coat.

Pictures from the island asylum 13: You know what they say about Japanese pocketbikes, right? I’m surprised someone hasn’t married one yet.

Chase The Gaijin — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 05:40:24 +0000

His 8 other friends that he usually rides with were buying new costumes.

Pictures from the island asylum 12: “Did you hear what Yusuke was doing last night? Playing with her inport!”

Chase The Gaijin — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 05:35:19 +0000

The food was very inpressive.

Pictures from the island asylum 11: “It is written, That man shall not live by bread alone, but by the punctuation of every sentence.”

Chase The Gaijin — Sat, 17 Oct 2009 13:59:12 +0000

My favorite food, punctuation.

Pictures from the island asylum 10: PETA is the most evil organization in the world; they hide the fact that vegetables are sentient.

Chase The Gaijin — Sun, 04 Oct 2009 08:00:00 +0000

Veggie screams make it more delicious.

Pictures from the island asylum 9: I eat your flash card!

Chase The Gaijin — Sat, 26 Sep 2009 12:40:01 +0000

If you could somehow enter the Swartzchild radius of a black hole and live to tell about it this is what you’d see.