Archive for the Seemingly Random Category
- 1.21 jigawatts of anger. Watch out Libyan nationalists! - September 7th, 2009
- Japanese society begins crumbling as there was a crime somewhere in the country. - August 9th, 2009
- Maybe they really should have had baby kabobs. - August 5th, 2009
- I get a sense of security when I’m dating a woman that can make my eyeballs pop out of my head with one quick squeeze. - May 24th, 2009
- Excuse me, I have to go to Antarctica and club me some baby “sushi” - January 8th, 2008
- Would you prefer your persecution tender or extra christpy? - January 7th, 2008
- We’re not real, we’re just the design of some brat playing a Will Wright game and fucking with us. - November 30th, 2007
- This is What Happens When you Fuck a Stranger in the Ass - November 10th, 2007
- Some people win prizes and some people get eaten by a dinosaur that was accidentally brought to the present by a warp in space-time. - November 9th, 2007
- The Emperor isn’t wearing any clothes, but his opinion bikini is quite a lovely shade of sexy - November 6th, 2007
