Archive for the The Japanese Way Category
- All I wanted to do was pay 40000 yen/hour to talk but he had to whip out his giant throbbing spiritual plan and make me read it. - June 29th, 2011
- I became a ninja! Here’s my story. - April 18th, 2011
- You better watch your words or my always drunk and catholic flower lover will beat the fucking pollen out of you. - March 3rd, 2011
- If it wasn’t for corporations I would have no idea how to show my affection to people I both love and hate. Thank you, my velvet suited overlords. - February 14th, 2011
- Whatever I do I always try and put in 120%, no matter what; even if I’m playing as a mentally challenged, sub-par actor. - January 26th, 2011
- When you sit down and think about it, it’s amazing the things you can make out of rice. In fact, it’s possible someone you call friend, mother, brother, boss, or co-worker is actually a chewy mass of rice. - January 11th, 2011
- Le Petit Harakiri 5: That urban myth about pop rocks was originally about me; I just love having things explode in my mouth. - December 4th, 2010
- They just tell us we’re different to keep us in line. The truth is that all 120 million of us are the same, literally. - November 19th, 2010
- On the Internet, given enough time and energy, you can connect any one topic to the topic of your choice. - November 12th, 2010
- Listen little Georgie, the only conceivable reason they have for carrying around such a big warranty is because they’re compensating for something else. - November 4th, 2010
