Archive for the The Japanese Way Category
- Pictures from the island asylum 17: All Japanese people hide a scary truth, they are all half chia pet. - August 4th, 2010
- You tell me that there are trees out there, but can you tell me if they’re real? They could be very good wax imitations and you’d never know, would you? - August 3rd, 2010
- M. Night Shamalama was going to put in the soda benders as a strange and unnecessary twist but Japan as a collective fought back so that he couldn’t ruin two things at once. - July 22nd, 2010
- Everytime a firework explodes a Japanese person acts ignorantly towards a foreign culture. - July 22nd, 2010
- You know how Sarah Palin knew so much about the “Death Panels”? It’s because her sister, Sara Perin, was eaten alive by one. I fight so that I won’t succumb to the same fate. - July 14th, 2010
- If you wanna go visit your ox man and get some of his milk you gotta make me some damn fine kimonos woman. - July 2nd, 2010
- Did you know that if it rains more than 15 days in a month it means that angels are drowning in heaven. Sad, but horrifically true. - June 14th, 2010
- This was supposed to be a special relationship! We had a crazy first lady and an engineer for a president, I expected unicorns and magic. What am I left with now? - June 3rd, 2010
- Golden Week, Mountemplefest 2010 Day 5: How do these horses do it? Very tiny rockets. - May 25th, 2010
- Golden Week, Mountemplefest 2010 Day 3: If KFC sponsors my shrine maybe I’ll be cooked with 11 herbs and spices instead of being cremated. - May 7th, 2010
