Archive for the The Japanese Way Category
- Le Petit Harakiri 4: Little known fact, Japanese people actually have an allergy to telling people their true feelings. You see a Japanese person with lots of hives? Yeah, that bastard tells the truth. - November 1st, 2010
- If I understand correctly, you’re saying that we’re being extremely unamericanlike with our words? We must now force everyone to say what they really think, for freedom! - October 25th, 2010
- How tall am I? Tall enough to put on this aluminum hat and cower in fear of your extreme power. Wait, you’re part of the party I hate, right? - October 6th, 2010
- Pictures from the island asylum 17: All Japanese people hide a scary truth, they are all half chia pet. - August 4th, 2010
- You tell me that there are trees out there, but can you tell me if they’re real? They could be very good wax imitations and you’d never know, would you? - August 3rd, 2010
- M. Night Shamalama was going to put in the soda benders as a strange and unnecessary twist but Japan as a collective fought back so that he couldn’t ruin two things at once. - July 22nd, 2010
- Everytime a firework explodes a Japanese person acts ignorantly towards a foreign culture. - July 22nd, 2010
- You know how Sarah Palin knew so much about the “Death Panels”? It’s because her sister, Sara Perin, was eaten alive by one. I fight so that I won’t succumb to the same fate. - July 14th, 2010
- If you wanna go visit your ox man and get some of his milk you gotta make me some damn fine kimonos woman. - July 2nd, 2010
- Did you know that if it rains more than 15 days in a month it means that angels are drowning in heaven. Sad, but horrifically true. - June 14th, 2010
