Archive for the The Japanese Way Category
- Do God-fearing, pure-hearted American children do such despicable things? I don’t think so. Strike one, Japan, strike one. - April 17th, 2010
- Now you think it’s OK to sleep in a hollow rectangular space now, but where does it go from there? How long until you’re going crazy and you won’t settle for less than a dodecahedron? - April 14th, 2010
- I purposefully stopped working out so that my transition to hunk was more pronounced. I suggest you do the same. - March 30th, 2010
- Holy crap! You mean things aren’t perfect here in Japan? I guess that means I have to hate the country and go back to my wonderful country where nothing is ever annoying or broken. - March 30th, 2010
- In a genius move by the Japanese police force, by placing marijuana-shaped air fresheners in some cars they have apprehended many people who have asked the drivers if they could get their “dealer’s phone number”. - March 24th, 2010
- Japan pretends to be ignorant about other peoples’ hangups so that they can piss everyone off; it’s part of some plan that they have that they refuse to discuss in public, and yet I know about it! - March 18th, 2010
- I would love to invite you into my house for a nice cup of hot green tea, but a Russian sailor looted my house last week so I can’t let you inside. Who know how many sailors could be hiding in your coat. - March 12th, 2010
- Pictures from the island asylum 15: This is how Japanese people clean a story after doing some muckraking. - March 11th, 2010
- Japanese people have found the formula to turn anything cute. Apparently it involves a very large mouth and a non-existant nose. - March 4th, 2010
- Pictures from the island asylum 14: This is horrible! There are entire countries whose populace seems to have the job of wearing clothes so that they can then send them overseas to be worn by enterprising Asians. Is there anything we can do to stop this madness?? - March 4th, 2010
