Archive for the The Japanese Way Category
- This was supposed to be a special relationship! We had a crazy first lady and an engineer for a president, I expected unicorns and magic. What am I left with now? - June 3rd, 2010
- Golden Week, Mountemplefest 2010 Day 5: How do these horses do it? Very tiny rockets. - May 25th, 2010
- Golden Week, Mountemplefest 2010 Day 3: If KFC sponsors my shrine maybe I’ll be cooked with 11 herbs and spices instead of being cremated. - May 7th, 2010
- Golden Week, Mountemplefest 2010 Day 2: Who could have known that Nobunaga had already learned of the coming of the feline aliens in 2317? - May 4th, 2010
- You do realize that when you walk into a 7-11 you are walking on to Japanese territory. Don’t believe me? Read the treaty made back in ’51 and get back to me. - April 28th, 2010
- Do God-fearing, pure-hearted American children do such despicable things? I don’t think so. Strike one, Japan, strike one. - April 17th, 2010
- Now you think it’s OK to sleep in a hollow rectangular space now, but where does it go from there? How long until you’re going crazy and you won’t settle for less than a dodecahedron? - April 14th, 2010
- I purposefully stopped working out so that my transition to hunk was more pronounced. I suggest you do the same. - March 30th, 2010
- Holy crap! You mean things aren’t perfect here in Japan? I guess that means I have to hate the country and go back to my wonderful country where nothing is ever annoying or broken. - March 30th, 2010
- In a genius move by the Japanese police force, by placing marijuana-shaped air fresheners in some cars they have apprehended many people who have asked the drivers if they could get their “dealer’s phone number”. - March 24th, 2010
