Archive for the The Japanese Way Category
- Japan pretends to be ignorant about other peoples’ hangups so that they can piss everyone off; it’s part of some plan that they have that they refuse to discuss in public, and yet I know about it! - March 18th, 2010
- I would love to invite you into my house for a nice cup of hot green tea, but a Russian sailor looted my house last week so I can’t let you inside. Who know how many sailors could be hiding in your coat. - March 12th, 2010
- Pictures from the island asylum 15: This is how Japanese people clean a story after doing some muckraking. - March 11th, 2010
- Japanese people have found the formula to turn anything cute. Apparently it involves a very large mouth and a non-existant nose. - March 4th, 2010
- Pictures from the island asylum 14: This is horrible! There are entire countries whose populace seems to have the job of wearing clothes so that they can then send them overseas to be worn by enterprising Asians. Is there anything we can do to stop this madness?? - March 4th, 2010
- This is no time for thinking about existential issues, son. What we have here is a situation that can only be overcome by a person that has trained all their lives to become large and, if they have it in them, also in charge. - February 22nd, 2010
- You just don’t get it man, he put on the jacket the wrong way! It goes right, left. RIGHT, LEFT; there’s no other way, man, that’s it. - February 18th, 2010
- Did you know that a Japanese person never sleeps the same way twice? I didn’t believe it at first until I saw video evidence. - February 11th, 2010
- You wouldn’t know it, but the Japanese have a name for every nothing that never existed, ever. - February 2nd, 2010
- Hey baby, wanna take off that kimono so that we can do another “first”? Great, put on this bib and make me a steak. - January 28th, 2010
