Chase the Gaijin » Fail http://www.chasethegaijin.com/blog Wed, 29 Jun 2011 14:05:29 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 My preferred method of studying is to write creepy love letters to idols and see if they get a restraining order against me. How about you? http://www.chasethegaijin.com/blog/2010/my-preferred-method-of-studying-is-to-write-creepy-love-letters-to-idols-and-see-if-they-get-a-restraining-order-against-me-how-about-you/ http://www.chasethegaijin.com/blog/2010/my-preferred-method-of-studying-is-to-write-creepy-love-letters-to-idols-and-see-if-they-get-a-restraining-order-against-me-how-about-you/#comments Tue, 09 Feb 2010 17:04:45 +0000 Chase The Gaijin http://www.chasethegaijin.com/blog/?p=927 For those of you that have been reading this blog longer than you should have, you might remember that I took the JLPT level 3 test back in December of 2007. Well, last December I took the next level (2). The results arrived sometime last week and it looks like I was sent someone elses paper because this one says that I passed and that’s not possible.


I put on brownface and got an Indian immigrant to take the test for me. I should have paid him less.

Maybe this is an “I’m sorry we don’t share our interesting statistics, sorry” present, but I can’t be sure since it didn’t say that on the envelope. Nevertheless, I have now reached a level that very few whiteys and zero weeaboos will ever reach. I will now pretend for the next 10 minutes or so that I am important.

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